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Holiday Humour: Even Santa Claus shops retail sometimes

I ran into my local CompUSA to pick up some networking items for the holiday week, and who did I run into? None other than the jolly old elf himself, weaving up and down the video game aisles. I snapped this photo of Santa Claus picking up a few things for the good little boys and girls, shopping around for the best prices on holiday gifts. Either that or like many of us in our own homes, he’s also the North Pole’s IT support staff.


Santa shops retail, (c) M3 Sweatt 2006


Moments after the photo was taken, I turned to complete my own retail transaction… and when I turned back around, he was gone. In lieu of a chimney, I assume he used the ventilation shaft just above.


Happy Holidays.

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The best present ever: the OpenX plastic Package opener

(re-posted again on 090508


First off, I’m mentioning this with no professional endorsement: purely a personal view here.


How many gifts given this year come in those form-fitting clear plastic packages? I know that one present Santa brought to our five-year-old — a new ATM machine — came in such. You know the type: no matter what you do, or what tool you use, you are bound to either a) cut the item or instructions securely bound in the package, b) injure yourself or others in the family to a degree requiring a holiday trip to the urgent care clinic for some holiday-coloured stitches, or c) return the product to the store without opening in quiet protest of such packaging.


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I saw that Steve was worried about the same thing today, and thought that I would offer this inexpensive, innovative tip: get an OpenX. This is the best thing to hit since the Olfa touch knife I tried to master in my days doing graphic design oh so many years ago. This little device now saves me agonizing injuries (I still have one little scar on my wrist from a plastic shard that continues to give me the willies) and is easy enough to use.


There are packages that are a dream to open (as I wrote recently about my zune OOBE), and then there are packages that double as medieval torture devices.


IMHO, the OpenX is awesome.


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The Hardest-Working Man in Show Business has left the building

James Brown's Funky ChristmasWhile the kids were opening presents (the Nintendo DS made them forget that they had other presents still wrapped under the tree), I was sad to hear that James Brown had passed away this Christmas Day.


Although I’m sure many people remember the singer as quite the showman both on and off the stage, I had the chance to meet and work with him and his tour 20 or so years ago (a past stint in entertainment that lead to my work in high tech, when I traveled with an early Macintosh).


Even then — in his mid 50’s — Mr. Brown gave every show 110%, and was kind to the people on his crew and loved the audience: he played the longest sets of just about any performer I’ve seen play live.


If you get the chance and you have a Zune pass or Rhapsody (or other) music subscription service, take a listen today to Mr. Brown’s renditions of “Merry Christmas Baby” and “Please Come Home For Christmas” from his Funky Christmas album. You’ll be glad you did.

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Back at home, where it was 40 degrees 12 hrs ago… inside

Many of us in Redmond and the Seattle area have been recovering from a severe winter storm. After four days, we’re finally back in the house, but many of our friends are still camping out in hotels and huddling by fireplaces.


When the power was finally restored on our block late last night, the house thermometer read 40F.


Now, back to my email backlog. I’m thankful that I was able to keep up (somewhat) via my PocketPC phone.

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You know, seeing your breath in the kitchen is just not normal

Not since I rode through the Loma Prieta earthquake in the Bay Area have I been in such a power outage… this time couple that with freezing cold temperatures. Due to a windy December storm in the Seattle area, the news reports that many people are still without power. This from the local news:



“Utility crews were working nonstop through the weekend to restore service to hundreds of thousands of people still without power after a windstorm hit Western Washington.

“The storm was the worst in more than a decade, claiming four lives and sending several dozen people to a local hospital after they suffered carbon monoxide poisoning.”


As noted in a previous post, we have all our canned goods, bottled water, spare batteries and misc supplies for more than three days to ride out just about anything that Mother Nature might throw at us.


But we woefully underestimated the impact of the cold.


This afternoon, when the norm is usually around 67 or 68 inside, our house was a balmy 48 degrees F (that’s 8C for my Canadian friends), as compared with the temperature outside at 33 degrees (which MSN weather says feels like 29). (And it’s supposed to be in the mid 20s tonite.) The living room fireplace at home doesn’t cut it and it’s just plain cold. So we dined on pizza tonite (thanks, Jon & Stephanie!) and watched TV (Elf, followed by The Santa Clause) in the office. Clearly, a number of people are in the same boat, given the number I’ve run into at the office microwaving nearly thawed dinners and hot chocolate. 


PSE (the local power company) said that “380,000 (are) still without power. 250 crews are working to restore power instead of the typical crew of 60. And 150 more crews are on their way to help, from as far as Kansas. Most of the transmission lines have been repaired.”

Very cool. Applause for the people in the trucks fixing the power lines tonite. You rock.


If you have power and you’re wondering what you should keep and what to throw out, check out the Red Cross site on Food Safety in a Power Outage. And if you’re planning on making some end-of-the-year donations, give to local Red Cross — they have done a super job helping people in the area — or your local United Way.


Nuff said, I’m turning out the light to see how comfortable this office chair really is in a pinch.